Today was baking day, which is why I have a twitch above my right eye. It started off okay. Sam helped me sift the flour and spices together for the gingerbread cookies, and stirred it with a spoon while I mixed the butter, eggs, molasses and such. I was just about to add the flour to the wet ingredients when i noticed the salt shaker was empty. Yep, Sam figured about it needed about 4 tablespoons. Six cups of flour and spices went into the trash, but at least it wasn't the combined dough. Fortunately, I had enough ingredients for a second attempt.
Of course, none of this is done in an orderly manner. While I was trying to regroup, John was melting down because he was ready for a nap. That certainly helps keep everything calm and in control. So, I was frantically measuring out everything as fast as I could so I could finish, and get him to sleep. Meanwhile, Sam was repeating, "Mommy! Mommy!" because he wanted to "help," and I wouldn't let him to expedite the process.
The most exciting part of the mixing was bringing out the big Kitchen-Aid. Sam has a love-hate thing going on with this machine. I keep it under the kitchen sink, and it's proved an effective means of keeping him out. When he was really little, he'd open the door, see it and scream. Now he'll mess with it there, but keeps his distance when it's running. (I should buy a whole bunch of these!) We finished mixing the dough, and then I rolled it in 3 balls to refrigerate for at least 3 hours. That put a wrench in my plans. I hoped to finish the project before lunch.
While we had lunch, I chopped up veggies, and added them to the pot to make soup from the chicken I cooked last night. I thought i would let it simmer while I got the boys down for a nap, then be able to turn it off, strain some broth for Grant, and clean up while they slept. Ha! The best laid plans...
The boys messed around for an hour and a half before I yanked Sam's pacifier. It was time to roll the cookie dough. I had to keep John in his high chair so he didn't pick up any of the little pieces off of the floor in the process. The boy can spot a foreign object from 20 feet away, and has extraordinary dexterity. At one point today, Sam pulled down the bucket of dog treats. Melvin chomped away while John picked up the crumbs. Ick. I grabbed it right away, but I'm sure he got his first taste of kibble.
The dough rolling went well. Cutting them out was okay, although Sam preferred to beat the dough with the shapes instead of pressing it through. We managed to do three trays of bears, snowmen and diamonds. By this time, John was acting very sleepy again throwing everything I gave to him, then hanging his head before wailing at the top of his lungs. After baking the cookies, and making sure Sam was within earshot, I got John down for another nap.
We had to let the cookies cool before frosting, so we made cinnamon rolls for Helen, Sam's favorite person, and her family. Sam helped me roll out the dough, but grabbed a cookie cutter ready to slam into it. Thankfully, the butter and brown sugar mixtures for the bottom and filling changed his direction.
As those rose, we went to icing the cookies. I mixed up a basic powdered sugar icing that we separated into three bowls and colored. By this time, I'd completely lost interest. I started out with buttons on the snowman, but when they lost shape all bets were off. I let Sam go at it. The gingerbread look like modern art creations. I also tried one of the cookies, and I am far from impressed with their flavor even though I added twice the amount of cinnamon and more ginger. Oh well, they're certainly colorful, and Sam sure had a good time frosting them.
As we wrapped up our day's cooking adventures, Sam took a bite out of several cookies before I could put them in containers, and of course, spilled his glass of milk. By the time Grant came home I had cleaned the floor, did most of the dishes, and made it look half-way presentable. He was appalled by the dough and flour on Sam, but would been apoplectic if he would've been there 15 minutes earlier! But what can you expect from a budding baker? They have to learn somehow. I learned I need a clone.